8ump:
i’m going into the xD tag wish me luck
Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”
(via cheubaka)
8ump:
8ump:
i’m going into the xD tag wish me luck
(via fatpeoplemakemehappy)
It’s scary to find someone that makes you happy. You start giving them all of your attention because they’re what makes you forget everything bad that’s going on in your life. They’re the first person you want to talk to in the morning and the last one before you sleep just so you can start and end your day with a smile. It all sounds great to have that someone, but it’s scary to think about how easily they could just leave and take that happiness away too when they go.
(Source: nanananikii, via cheubaka)
i don’t actually hate people it just exhausts me being around them for extended periods of time even my friends it’s nothing personal i just actually like being by myself yo
(Source: delvins, via cheubaka)
we are destroying this planet
(via niko-minaj)
mind:
matter
(Source: gaybabycops, via the-under-appreciated-character)
Windows XP? More like Windows XD! Lol Windows ur so random x3
(via self--potato)
my brother just tried to twerk but he farted by accident and now hes crying
he said hes “disgraced the whole family”
(Source: tybult, via water-you-dern)
true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn
why would the movie eat my popcorn
nevermind i get it
(via water-you-dern)
11 years of shitty public education and i still dont know a single thing about camels
(via water-you-dern)