remember when ryan seacrest tried to high five a blind guy
Me: “What browser are you on?”
Me: “Google Chrome?”
Client: “No, just regular Google.”
Me: “That’s the site. I want to know the browser.”
Client: “Look, we can have this conversation forever, man. But when I hit the internet logo, Google comes up!”
Me: “Okay…What does that “internet logo” look like?
Client: “…A fiery fox, I guess. But that’s irrelevant.”
Sharing the world has never been humanity’s defining attribute.
what’d you get saddled with?
—I wasn’t saddled with anything. it’s coraline.
—coraline. coraline jones.
I can vouch that the History of Canada is entirely 100% accurate.
australia; spot on.
America; 1000000000000000000000% accurate.
holy shit russia
Are you always waiting like readers of the books for certain moments to air to see the audience freak out? (x)
googled “dog swearing” and wasn’t disappointed
His fucking look of determination. Like, “you’re going to fucking jail Greg.”